"Randomnesses" is actually a word.

• me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(via seattlemisfits)

tHIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER

the1janitor:

theepichumor:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

the internet continue to rule

(Source: aperfectillusion, via ann-etc)

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

(via seattlemisfits)

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s!”

(Source: hotel-mario, via seattlemisfits)